OH BABY, BABY

[DANNA]

Okay, so for a whopping 500 drachma, I would like you to send me posts of a baby.

Here are ze rules:

• The baby can be no more than 3 months old
  
• It must be written in the first person POV of the baby
  
• It must be at least 410 words. Why such an odd post count? To amuse me, of course
  
• Must be original
  
• PM all entries to moi, Danna.

[DANNA]

ze winner is JESSE!